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The Tall Tale of Mr. T.E.D.
Well, I lost my watch in the Likouala Swamp
when a skeeter bit my balls, oh yeah
each one swelled up twice its size
won't let me even cross my thighs
That's when I saw that slimy back
rise up from the lagoon
So took my aim and I never looked back
I'll be rich and famous soon
Now I'm on my way to the top
He's a two-timing edible dinosaur
living in my moat
He smells just like my Aunt Martha
and eats just like her goat
That's Mr. T.E.D.
Locals call him Mokele-mbembe
I just call him T.E.D.
Dug my pet a hole in the backyard
right behind the shed
Neighbors complain every night
of noises that they hear
but all the cops are my best friend
I offer them a beer
Now that lizard's learning to fear me
He's a two-timing edible dinosaur
living in my moat
He smells just like my Aunt Martha
and eats just like her goat
That's Mr. T.E.D.
I just booked a press conference
with media back East
The caterer's the very best
We'll all enjoy the feast
But when I woke up this morning
went out to feed old T.E.D.
He had run away, oh my
Took with him the shed
That's fucking T.E.D.
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Density Man
02:14
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Density Man
Take a piss into the wind
Wipe the urine from your chin
make the same mistake again
Let your woman call the shots
got your pubic hair in knots
sperm donor and then you rot
Where's you moxie man have you been castrated now?
Didn't your daddy ever try and teach his boy how?
He is a Density Man!
Think you learned something at school
Another educated fool
Turned yourself into a tool
Always 1984
Social networking's a bore
Now you can't even ignore
Density Man
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Gallantia
02:20
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Hypothermia
05:30
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Hypothermia
Took my chance in a desert far away
Threw my talent in a rucksack on display
Froze my heart in 22 meter well
Sold my spleen for a memory on the shelf
When I'm covered in ice when I buried in snow
Tried thawing myself in the earth below
You know it's alright with me
You know it's alright with me
Never got a gun when the prey is on the field
Build my resume, put it all on my reel
Don't throw away the gift of neurosis
Mainstream sanity is something I'd never miss
When I'm covered in ice when I buried in snow
Tried thawing myself in the earth below
You know it's alright with me
You know it's alright with me
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Green Water Does Exist
01:39
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20 Man Litter
02:58
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20 Man Litter
They told her in college that she should get a job
be in independent woman without a family
They said babies are for suckers and men the enemy
that the real heroic women were divorcees
They tried turning her into a bitter activist
Told her all the world were prejudiced against her ass and tits
but that didn't make no sense to her when she looked around
with the women barking orders while the men were bowing down
She don't wanna be a doctor or an empty careerist
she just wants to find a man to settle down and have some kids
Everybody tells here it's a loser way to think
but she's through with propaganda and the minds they wanna shrink
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Mucho Profundo
01:31
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Tell It To The Dog – Pt. 3
Tell it to the doG
Confess everything
Contemplate the Faul
Talent wandering
Tongue lashing, dowsed in our sweat
We are, round the swing of our regret
Take it in, take it in, take it in and we will be as one
Can you feel the Son?
when you tell it to the doG
Tell it to the doG
Watch her soak it in
Rumors know it all
Gossip in the ring
Tongue lashing, dowsed in our sweat
We are, round the swing of our regret
Take it in, take it in, take it in and we will be as one
Can you feel the Son?
when you tell it to the doG
Tell it to the doG
Regurgitate your life
Penetrate the fog
Iniquity made right
Tongue lashing, dowsed in our sweat
We are, round the swing of our regret
Take it in, take it in, take it in and we will be as one
Can you feel the Son?
when you tell it to the doG
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